Heaven is Where:
- The Police are British,
- The Chefs are Italian,
- The Mechanics are German,
- The Lovers are French and
- It’s all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
- The Police are German,
- The Chefs are British,
- The Mechanics are French,
- The Lovers are Swiss and
- It’s all organized by the Italians.
But I guess, judging from the latest development, the British as police is not quite heaven any more, so I suppose the above might be a bit outdated – time has even caught up with the British.