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What is heaven – what is hell

Heaven is Where:

  • The Police are British,
  • The Chefs are Italian,
  • The Mechanics are German,
  • The Lovers are French and
  • It’s all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

  • The Police are German,
  • The Chefs are British,
  • The Mechanics are French,
  • The Lovers are Swiss and
  • It’s all organized by the Italians.

But I guess, judging from the latest development, the British as police is not quite heaven any more, so I suppose the above might be a bit outdated – time has even caught up with the British.