In the beginning of the World Wide Web, transferring data was slow and costly, so methods were devised to minimize the amount of data transmitted and still convey the message.
One of the results was the ‘Smiley’ – an icon consisting of only a few characters and thus very cheap and fast to transmit. The added advantage was that with just three characters you could indicate that you were smiling 🙂 or frowning 🙁 instead of writing a little novel to express that this was your emotion when writing an email or quick instant message.
Since then, bandwidth has become a lot cheaper, and the reason to reduce the amount of data is not that relevant any more. But in our illiterate times, it is still necessary for many people to have the means to simply express if they are saying something humorous or threatening…
- I’m going to kill you 🙂
- I’m going to kill you 🙁
Obviously, specialized areas of the WWW thought that they require such symbology as well, and today we show you one area where such iconography was very successfully implemented – in the description of the female breast – a never-ending interest of the male population.
Without further ado, here are your breast smileys…
Crosseyed breasts:
( % )
Droopy…
(.)(.)
double nipple
(:)(.)
nipple taped boobiez
(+)(+)
Madonna
\/ \/
Stretch marks & droopy nipples
{,} {,}
Lying down on here back
{ }
or
Disfigured by surgery
(&)(o)
or
(‘)(,)
Mastectomy
(.) ?
Full Body
/
O-B-<
\
(.)(.)
) .(
( V )
perfect
(. )( .)
even better
(. )( .)
(.)(.)
) . (
( V )
\ | /
( | )
\|/
_/|\_
mmm.. boobies 😉
Hahahaha , I love it, the only breasts text I know is (O)(O)
I have never seen these others before , so creative and hilarious , I love it ^^.
Dino Delellis
This one posted above was worth repeating.
(.)(.)
) . (
( V )
\ | /
( | )
\|/
_/|\_
Very large boobies
( O )( O )
This post made me lol.
This ones made my day – (^)(^)
How about this:
(¸)(¸)
OMG. This just made my day so much better! I am not sure if I will stop laughing any time soon. I am trying to think of some new (breast smileys)to add but I think every one has already come up with all the good ones. (*)(*)stripper breasts! (#)(#)tic tac toe anyone?
lmao… my favorite is the wonderbra:
(oYo)
😛
( . ( . ) . )
tri-tit.
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You’ve been Stumbled, mate.
(_._)(_._) looks better with different font!
You forgot my personal favorite – I give you “Face in Breasts”:
( . )^_^( . )
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\m/ Oh yeah 🙂