Some of these many cute emails you get you can’t just delete. You really might look at this later and enjoy it again. If they are in an email archive, you will never find them again, but if they are on a website, then there is a chance you run into them again at a later time.

Here is one such email that is fortunately published on a website – if you have a son … with quite some scary pictures like this …

and good information like

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.

Edit 2026: Oh well, here are those scary pictures…