The following story came across my desk today:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on MN State Hightway 210 just East of McGregor, MN.
I asked for driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a Conceal Carry Permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something – body language, or the way she said it – made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.
She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all.
She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what she was so afraid of.
She looked mew right in the eye and said, “Not a f—ing thing!”
On first sight, this looks like a funny story. But in my eyes there is some much wrong with it that we can really learn a lot from it.
The first, and most obvious is the elderly lady’s willingness to submit unquestioning to those she claims not to be afraid of. Why doesn’t she just use all that hardware on the person who stopped her with the intention to extort some money from her.
I don’t know if she was actually driving recklessly, endangering others so that the trooper had to intervene to save life and property of others, or if he was enforcing some random rules made by some men in black robes. Looking at the alleged location of this story…

… the second reason seems more likely.
Examining our own reaction this story allows us to learn to understand the real problem. We find this story funny but only because we all agree with the idea that what the trooper did was correct. Beside stopping her with the intend of robbing her for some made-up reason (speed limit), we are also not appalled by his inquiry into her exercising her rights that are already confirmed by the troopers superiors. She has a carry permit, so she can carry whatever she wants and does not have to answer to any lowly enforcer’s questions.
The only reasonable answer to the enforcer’s very first question should have been “None of your f—ing business!” But she probably knew that the only reaction to that answer would have been to be dragged out of the car and her acting upon her later statement of not being afraid of nobody. And that would have been the end of that trooper and we would have never heard of that story.
We might have heard it in a different way, as, for example, that a vicious female in Minnesota had murdered a trooper just doing his duty and the swat team that had been called in to hunt down this murderous beast had shot her 86 times – and only because the avengers ran out of bullets.
One question to leave you with – did you stumble over the trooper’s wording of “She did admit to also having…” or did you just read over this? If you did read over this without a serious growl in your throat then I have to sadly give it to you that you also consider yourself chattel of the ruling class.

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on MN State Hightway 210 just East of McGregor, MN.
Spend less time being mad at stories, and more time ensuring they are legitimate. This one is a hoax that’s been around a little while.
It sure looked like a hoax to me as well – agreed. The main reason I did not confirm that it was a hoax, is that it is actually irrelevant.
The relevance for me was that this story made the round, and according to you for quite a while, and people found it funny.
This shows that all these people who promote the story seem to think that a cop has the right what this fictitious cop did.
A story does not have to be true to be insightful.
I for example once gave a bum some money, not because I believed his story but because his story was so creative that it deserved recognition.
Thanks for your input 🙂
Anyone with a Conceal permit knows that when they are pulled
over they need to give the permit and inform the authority that they have
weapons. I agree that she should have told him of all the weapons up front. But
every law abiding citizen and a patriot of the United States feels a sense of pride
in showing lay enforcement the respect they typically deserve. They put their
lives on the line all the time for us. You sir sound as though you a progressive
liberal. You sound as though that he should have just killed this officer of
the law. Then again you probably feel she should have not even had the guns in
the first place (you probably want her constitutional rights of the 2nd
amendment taken away). She did everything a good American should have done this
this situation and my guess is that he probably let her on her way.
Hmm, sorry to read your reply because that was just the thing I tried to educate about. I am certainly convinced that she should have all the weapons she chooses to to defend herself. In this I agree totally. Where we part ways is your view of the legitimacy of what the fictitious cop did, and that he puts his life on the line for you and me – he doesn’t. He puts his life on the line to keep us chattel in line for his bosses. He does not protect us! Have you ever paid some so-called fines? In comparison how often have you been mugged? That should show you where the real thieves are.
Good education from George Carlin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJp08KZqfXs