Breast Smilies

In the beginning of the World Wide Web transferring data was slow and costly so methods were devised to minimize the amount of data transmitted and still convey the message.

One of the results was the ‘Smiley’ – an icon consisting of only a few characters and thus very cheap and fast to transmit. The added advantage was that with just three characters you could indicate that you were smiling  :-)  or frowning  :-(  instead of writing a little novel to express that this was your emotion when writing an email or quick instant message.

Since then bandwidth has become a lot cheaper and the reason to reduce the amount of data is not relevant any more. But in our illiterate times it is still necessary for many people to have the means to simply express if they are saying something humorous or threatening…

  • I’m going to kill you  :-)
  • I’m going to kill you  :-(

Obviously, specialized areas of the www thought that they require such symbology as well, and today we show you one area where such iconography was very successfully implemented – in the description of the female breast – a never-ending interest of the male population.

Anyway, women can try breast enhancement pills to make men happy :)

Without further ado, here are the your breast smileys…

Perfect breasts
Perfect Breasts

Fake silicone breasts
Fake silicone breasts

Perky breasts

Big nipple breasts

A cups

D cups

Wonder bra breasts

Cold breasts

Lopsided breasts

Pierced Breasts

Hanging Tassels Breasts

Grandma’s Breasts

Against The Shower Door Breasts

Android Breasts

Martha Stewart’s Breasts

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  • Ed Dawson

    Crosseyed breasts:

    ( % )

  • http://www.MerlinSilk.com Merlin

  • nothanks

    Droopy…

    (.)(.)

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    double nipple

    (:)(.)

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    nipple taped boobiez

    (+)(+)

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    Madonna

    \/ \/

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    Stretch marks & droopy nipples

    {,} {,}

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    Lying down on here back

    { }
    or

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    Disfigured by surgery

    (&)(o)
    or
    (‘)(,)

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    Mastectomy
    (.) ?

  • http://www.myspace.com/I0lI00l B1N

    Full Body

    /
    O-B-<
    \

  • Joe

    (.)(.)
    ) .(
    ( V )

  • tom

    perfect

    (. )( .)

  • tom

    even better

    (. )( .)

  • Bewbs

    (.)(.)
    ) . (
    ( V )
    \ | /
    ( | )
    \|/
    _/|\_

  • Fruchu

    mmm.. boobies ;)

  • http://dinodelellis.com/ Dino De Lelelis

    Hahahaha , I love it, the only breasts text I know is (O)(O)

    I have never seen these others before , so creative and hilarious , I love it ^^.

    Dino Delellis

  • http://www.comparebreastenlargements.com Bill

    This one posted above was worth repeating.

    (.)(.)
    ) . (
    ( V )
    \ | /
    ( | )
    \|/
    _/|\_

  • http://zkl-cpa.com/ Sarah Bolopski

    Very large boobies

    ( O )( O )

    This post made me lol.

  • http://www.dp-db.com/flat-to-fab-breast-enlargement-program Flat To Fab

    This ones made my day – (^)(^)
    How about this:
    (¸)(¸)

  • http://www.how-to-make-moneyblogging.com blog dollars

    OMG. This just made my day so much better! I am not sure if I will stop laughing any time soon. I am trying to think of some new (breast smileys)to add but I think every one has already come up with all the good ones. (*)(*)stripper breasts! (#)(#)tic tac toe anyone?

  • Emmy

    lmao… my favorite is the wonderbra:

    (oYo)

    :P

  • roar

    ( . ( . ) . )

    tri-tit.

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  • Minion

    You’ve been Stumbled, mate.

  • oh ya

    (_._)(_._) looks better with different font!

  • http://www.mark2100.com Mark 2100

    You forgot my personal favorite – I give you “Face in Breasts”:

    ( . )^_^( . )

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  • http://www.wiseplum.com David Wise

    \m/ Oh yeah :)