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Women, please read: Men’s Rules
Don’t we sometimes (sometimes!) love these unsolicited e-mails we battle in our inbox every day?
This is one of them…
MEN RULES: Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the “other one “
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
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Gurus
Gurus are everywhere. We seem to need them, we seem to want them, they help us so much.
I could not help wondering – who makes all those gurus and do we really need them, or do they need us?

My first conscious encounter with a guru was a non-event. It was not somebody with a long white beard, like we usually depict GOD. He did not have these loving eyes that you want to sink into and give yourself up, and he did not even talk in a calm voice that soothes your soul. His name was Tom Thouw and he was the assistant at the chair of physics where I had just started my thesis.
He was such a non-guru but I surely believed the story he told me. He had been the heir of his uncle who was a master of Kung Fu. The real stuff, with philosophy and all, you know? After a difficult escape from Indonesia he ended up in Heidelberg, Germany where he studied physics and decided to put his heritage to good use. He founded a group to teach the real Kung Fu. It did not last long because he found that his students were not ready for it. How did he decide that? By the simple fact that they started to mold him into a guru.
Interesting viewpoint, isn’t it?
Compare that to many of the gurus you know around you in your life.
The phenomenon of guru-ism has always fascinated me and the field of study for me has always been very wide. There are so many gurus and followers around! Often in areas where we usually don’t call them gurus – medicine, politics, psychiatry – you name it.
Let’s look what the make-up of a guru is. Does he need to be wise and benevolent? Nope, look at George W. Does he need to be just and compassionate? No, look at Mr. Lafayette Ron Hubbards quote “If you worry about people, you never climb a steeple.” Does he need to have something to give?
Maybe here we have something. Stability seems to be a common gift of the guru to his following. It does not have to be correct or good stability, it just have to be stable.
And it has to be a stability that the followers still can understand, so it can not be too far away from what those followers consider obtainable. Like my friend Tom Thouw – he tried to give the stability of self-reliance. That must have been so far away from the reality of his followers that they just could not even grasp the concept. They fell back onto something they wanted to have – somebody who told them what to do and think – and this was just something this guru was not willing to give. I can only assume because he knew that this was not in either parties best interest.
All this is nice and dandy, but what can we learn from that and apply and use for our current condition?
I would say that, should we ever feel the urge to follow a guru, we look at the offerings of that guru, so attractive to us, and know what our next level of development (spiritual or otherwise) will be – or could – should we choose to go there. The guru shows us an obtainable goal as it is real to us in this situation.
Isn’t that neat?
It will be nice to know for the 55 million that were attracted by George W’s unwaivering stance that they will be able to reach this same ability to an unwaivering stance if they just work on it, and that they then will not need a George W. any more.
Or the person praying to his physician to heal him – he shows that he has the ability to do it himself because healing is real to him – he can understand that, it’s just that he does not trust himself enough to just do it alone.
Especially encouraging all the followers of spiritual guides – they all can not be too far away from obtaining what their guru is.
Imagine this!
In conclusion here the little information that there is a site that collects all the data on guru’s and other spiritual and new-age subjects in a form of an online encyclopedia – it’s called the New-age Wiki, and can be – as we would expect from a wiki – edited by all it’s users and visitors.
Update February 2011: I just worked myself through the whole series Babylon 5, which is no available for streaming on Netflix. A science fiction series like this is able to look at many different social subjects from a distant view-point and thus explore it much easier than from one smack in the middle of it. One of the many subjects in Babylon 5 is the unintended creation of a guru by it’s deciples. G’Kar, the more warrior-like ambassador of the Naarn, is raised to a type of god-hood after understanding that war is really no solution and writing a book about it. This book becomes a bible to his followers, without really getting what he is trying to tell them.
To escape the push into the role of a guru, G’Kar has no choice but to leave, as he understood that giving in to the demands to accept the god-hood would not help either side. It was a nice touch of the film makers to show that a guru, who does not accept to be a guru, is the real McCoy.
But power corrupts, and the power of a guru can be tempting. Above I talked about Tom Thouw, and up to a few days ago, I thought that he was such a real McCoy. I had no reason to believe that he was not sincere about the story he told. The only bitter drop was that I never heard from him again after I was done with my university education. I knew he had gone of to some other research institution and I had actually located his email address and tried to contact him, but never got a reply.
A few days ago I received an email from an ex-student of him and he painted a very different picture than I had. According to the story he had succumbed to the guru trap. I know better than to change my mind about a person based upon the view-point of one person that I don’t even know. Reality is very subjective as seen in one of the biggest gurus of our time, Mr. L. Ron Hubbard, who is god-like to some and the devil to others.
As I have no means of contacting Tom (and I have no intention of putting much effort into that either), I will leave it at that.
But as this article is the first that comes up on a google search for Tom’s name I just want to add this little bit of information that Tom might, just might have gone over the edge. I want to make it very clear that I would have this as a general advice to never, ever become the disciple of anybody.
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Tagged calm voice, followers, gurus, heidelberg germany, kung fu, long white beard, loving eyes, viewpoint
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Politican Scribbles by Larken Rose
Larken Rose again delivers a very clean view of the validity of laws and the need to follow them. We are talking here pretty much about laws against mala prohibita (according to Black’s law dictionary: Prohibited wrongs or offense; acts which are made offences by positive law and prohibited as such) in contrast to laws against mala in se (Wrongs in themselves; acts morally wrong; offenses against conscience.)
I could try to out-do Larken by giving my two cents but I think I would only distract from what Larken says so eloquently.
The only problem I have with Larken’s writing is its clarity and precision which is so far out of the reach of the regular – confused – person that it simply can not be understood. The problem of a huge gap between communicator and communicatee is easier to understand if we consider a difference in emotion.
A person in deepest grief can not relate and understand a person in the deepest state of bliss and vice versa – there just is no basis of common reality. This holds true as well for clarity. A person who is permanently confused will simply not be able to grasp a clear thought, just as the clean thinker has no reality about a deep state of confusion.
But then, we don’t need too many clear thinker to bring about change. In principle, if there is any validity to many of the great new (and old) philosophers, it is only necessary to change my own view of a subject or area. My view will determine its condition. So, yes Larken, you are definitely succeeding in helping me to change my view.
Now – without further ado – please welcome to the stage – Larken Rose!
Dear Subscriber,
Is it bad to break the law? Without thinking, almost everyone would say “yes.” (However, almost everyone could think of exceptions as well.) Note that the question doesn’t say what the “law” is–a “law” against murder or a “law” requiring you to have that little sticker on your license plate. The question is about “law” in general: is it bad to disobey the official commands of “government”?
The terms “law-abiding citizen” and “lawbreaker”–the first with a positive connotation and the second with a negative one–show how much we revere “law,” in and of itself. But what are we talking about when we speak of obeying the “law”? In short, we’re talking about politician scribbles.
A bunch of politicians got together, wrote down some command — either requiring us to do something or prohibiting us from doing something–and threatened some punishment for failure to obey. Every such “law” is a threat of violence: if you don’t do as you’re told, your property will be taken, or you’ll be locked up. It’s not a suggestion or a request; it’s a command backed by a threat of force.
Whether we call something “law” does NOT depend upon the nature of the command, or what it’s about. As long as it was created via the “legislative” process, we call it “law,” and we treat is as something which–except in rare situations–should be obeyed.
But why? How did I acquire an obligation to obey whatever command a bunch of slimy politicians might happen to come up with this week? How on earth can one say that it is good to obey the “law,” without knowing WHAT the “law” in question is? How can it be inherently good to obey a command, ONLY BECAUSE OF WHO GAVE IT, and not because the command itself is justified?
I’ve talked before about justified defensive force and the unjustified initiation of violence. So-called “laws” are ALWAYS threats of force, but they can be in either category: justified or unjustified. For example, I consider a threat like “If you try to steal my car, I’ll punch you in the nose,” to be justified. On the other hand, “Give me your car or I’ll punch you in the nose” is unjustified. But either one can just as easily be “legislated” into being “law.”
Again, the simple truth makes people uncomfortable: either politicians somehow have the ability to ALERT morality, or their so-called “laws” deserve no respect at all. Either they can, by legislation, make an inherently unjustified threat into a justified threat, or their “legislation” makes no difference to what is the right thing to do. (In most religions, even God doesn’t claim the ability to CHANGE what is good and what is bad from day to day, so apparently politicians outrank God.)
In short, respecting “law” is utterly insane. The fact that a threat went through the “legislative” process has NO BEARING WHATSOEVER upon whether the threat is justified, or whether anyone has an obligation to comply with the command. None. Zero. Nada.
The morality of murder does not change depending upon whether it’s “legal” or not. The morality of theft does not change depending upon whether it’s “legal” or not. The morality of hiring a kid to mow your lawn does not change depending upon whether it’s “legal” or not. The morality of having a beer, smoking a joint, eating a cheeseburger, driving a car, opening a restaurant, singing a song, building a deck, shooting a rabbit, buying a gun, selling someone a hat, or killing and eating your neighbors, does not change depending upon whether it’s “legal” or not.
In other words, what almost everyone calls “law” deserves NO respect at all. You should fear those commands, as they are backed by the very real threat of violence, which will be carried out by people who will “just follow orders” because of their belief in “authority,” but you have no MORAL obligation to obey. (Your moral obligation to refrain from murder comes, NOT from the fact that some “law” forbids it, but from such an act being an infringement upon the rights of someone else.) In other words, breaking the law is not bad (in and of itself), and obeying the law is not good (in and of itself).
Such concepts, though based upon very simple, basic, self-evidence lines of reasoning, make most peoples’ heads explode. We are so trained to bow to “authority” that when someone says we don’t have to, most of the indoctrinated peasants reflexively react with shock and horror at the suggestion. Why, there would be CHAOS if we didn’t respect “law”! Why? If people respected individual rights, but had no respect for politician scribbles, what would happen? Think about it, and see if you can come up with a rational justification for humanity’s authority-worship and fear of freedom.
Sincerely,
Larken Rose
www.larkenrose.com(Whether a threat via “law” is justified or not is also NOT determined by whether the “law” is constitutional. Two pieces of paper–a constitution and a piece of legislation–cannot make immoral violence into justified force any more than ONE piece of paper can.)
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Golden Gate Bridge
A friend just told me about his trip to San Francisco. He mentioned that he went over the Golden Gate bridge twice and this reminded me of my first trip to SF.
Many many years ago I had been somewhere at the beach north of Santa Monica to enjoy the sunset. The night before I had had a conversation with my then room mate regarding spontaneous and unplanned actions, and so, when it was time to head back from the beach I remembered that conversation and just went the other way…

… and was in SF at one am. Had some food at a Dennis – Always Open, you know – talked to a Texan, was very proud that I understood what he said and then drove over the golden gate bridge before dawn, looked over the bay from Sausalito, drove once more over the bridge during sunrise and headed back to LA.
Was an interesting trip back because my good old ’79 Ford LTD Station Wagon (white) started to make trouble, used a lot of gas and I finally found some little leak of fuel at the gas pump. looked like I had lost a little screw there and so I just put a little plug in there and got home OK.
Found out the day after that I had been very lucky – there was no screw missing, but instead it was a safety hole to drain the gas in case the membrane of the gas pump was broken. By plugging that whole I had flooded the crank case with gas – oops! Could have easily blown up the whole engine – but then again, guess I had decided not to do that, didn’t I?
Funny how these little, insignificant events can come alive again.
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Wasting your vote on Ron Paul
The title of this post is supposed to create opposition – and I hope it does.
I don’t think he has any chance to win the presidency.
But unfortunately there seem to be quite some people who actually think so. Hearing his agenda you just have to agree that he would be a president with an agenda that could restore the US to its former freedom. The question is if the Wizards of Oz behind the scenes will allow such a renegade to succeed or if they are actually so powerful that they can stop him.
I have always been wondering how all this works in politics with the obvious politicians and the hidden puppet-masters. I thought that once you get to a position of senator or even president you should be able to get an inner workings of politics. That for example that newly elected politician get a visit from some gentlemen to offer a good deal on his or her soul. In most cases it sure looks like that has happened.
But then there is somebody like Ron Paul who is in congress for many years, being re-elected so often and this guy does does not seem to get it how politics work.
One of the wildest things he did was his participation of Aaron Russo’s film “America, Freedom to Fascism” which must be really annoying to the slave masters. I really wonder why he doesn’t just have an accident or some unexpected and unexplainable heart failure?
Now back to voting: I sure hope that the idea of wasting a vote by selecting just the lesser of two evils instead of the voting for the idea we do like is on the way out.
Could not imagine anything better happening in America than Ron Paul as president.
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Fast School Kids
Here’s a great example showing that school kids can be fast with lots of wits:
| Teacher: | Why are you late? |
| Webster: | Because of the sign. |
| Teacher: | What sign |
| Webster: | The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? |
| Cindy: | You told me to do it without using tables! |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Jo, how do you spell “crocodile?” |
| John: | K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” |
| Teacher: | No, that’s wrong |
| John: | Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | What is the chemical formula for water? |
| Sarah: | H I J K L M N O!! |
| Teacher: | What are you talking about? |
| Sarah: | Yesterday you said it’s H to O! |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | George, go to the map and find North America. |
| George: | Here it is! |
| Teacher: | Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? |
| Class: | George! |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. |
| Willie: | Me! |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? |
| Tommy: | Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.” |
| Ellen: | I is… |
| Teacher: | No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.” |
| Ellen: | All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” |
| Johnny: | “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” |
| Johnny: | “Because George still had the ax in his hand.” |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Now, ! Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? |
| Sam: | No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as brother’s. Did you copy his? |
| Desmond: | No, teacher, it’s the same dog! |
| - | - |
| Teacher: | What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? |
| Pupil: | A teacher. |
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Illegality now officially banned
Something stung me…
The US house of representatives today passed a bill outlawing illegal domestic wiretapping by the government. Now government agencies are only allowed to access your private communications under terms of FISA.
This nearly blew my mind!
A bill to outlaw something illegal – how much weirder can it get with our government? I feel I want to say something and I stand here with my mouth open, something tries to come out (I mean word-kinda-stuff) but it just remains stuck in my throat. Becaue? I think there is nothing more to say.
Except maybe a reference to one of my very early posts on this blog -something about …. Government Employees.
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Scientology v. Christiany
Sometimes you find real gems deep down in the comment section of a post in on of the big blog sites.
This one find in the Slashdot article “Surprise Arrest For Online Scientology Critic.” Obviously there are many comments for an article like this with the typical Slashdot crowd and I was about to veer off to other things when this caught my eye.
Somebody had summarized the OTIII story as:
“The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there ‘packaged’. His name was Xenu.”
which was obviously considered as rather loony, but was then countered with another better known and not so secret summary:
As opposed to, say, the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
The first quote anonymous and the second by steven&crinklink,com
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The Right Pitch
About a week ago I could not avoid it any more – I had to repair our toilet because it was just filling too slowly. A visitor was expected and we were not sure if he might perhaps need two flushes and then he would have to spend an extra 15 minutes in the bathroom just to wait for the tank to fill up again.
While changing the fill-valve I knelt in front of the bowl in reverence of this miracle of modern technology and regulation I could not help taking a look into the future …
… I had learned very early that I could, sitting on that bowl – its cavernous inside acting as a resonance-body – create crashing thunders rolling throughout the bathroom – and probably turning heads on the other side of the street.
Do I do this because I am an anarchist?
I also remove flow reducers in the shower heads.
Because I’m an anarchist?
I hold down the lever on the toilet tank until the whole tank is empty instead of using only my federally mandated 1.6 gallons per flush by only briefly tapping the lever.
Maybe also because I’m an anarchist?
Or just a misfit? Whatever it is I am sure that in ten years I will be much more than just a misfit – I will be a criminal.
Let’s fast forward to 2017…
It’s now only three years ago that the first man was put to death by humane drowning for tweaking his toilet to 1.9 gallons of water per flush. He had been very smart by even faking the federal markings on the water tank, trying to fool the flush inspector. But with the inspectors highly accurate flush-meter – that only costs the tax-payer a measly $13,998.99 – he was quickly caught, and the fact that he had gone through all this effort of hiding his acts, gave the jury proof beyond reasonable doubt that his intentions were bad – real bad and that he had not been willing to give his share to make this world a better world.
Unfortunately for all the many souls that came after him during these last three years the sample he set was not scary enough and we the tax-payer had to pay for all the water to drown these poor souls that objected these sensible regulations.
Luckily I’m in no danger here because for me that scare was sufficient. I reinstalled all the flow limiters and got all new and federally approved toilets – I went all the way. Not only did I get rid of the tank with my tweaked markings, I also got new bowls to be sure that they don’t exceed the federally mandated maximum sound amplification.
No more than 10dB – NO SIRE!
But how will I ever get the pitch right?
It makes so much sense, 498 to 511 Hertz for men and 617 to 691 for women. Shivering I remember a time about ten years ago when I blew off winds without any pitch control whatsoever, sounding like thundering white noise. How much could I have hurt the development of children playing on the other side of the street. Remorse still fills my heart.
But then I was a misfit – maybe even an anarchist – today I don’t want to be a criminal. So maybe I really have to go to one of the federally approved wind-breaker schools to get the control required to finally not hurt our children’s development any more.
Please wish me luck that I get the pitch under control when blowing off – it’s for our children!
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TV – as good as it gets – The Japanese Way
This is TV as good as it can get!
Why don’t we have such good shows here in the US??
In the RSS feed you can probably not see the video – go the web site and enjoy!
Update: the clip was gone on google video, so I had to find it on YouTube. Will see how long that stays there.
And, by the way, if you want to find out more, look for Hinoi Team with Korikki and obviously the title of the song is “Night Of Fire.” This is one of the clips that I have to go back once in a while and reinforce it back into my consciousness.
2nd Update: Should you love this clip so much that you would rather sing it yourself, there is help. I found the karaoke version of it where these five beautiful people just create the mood and dance so you get the chance to sing.
Should you come here, want to enjoy this video and get the message that it’s no longer available, please let me know so that I can find it again and update the post. It has already happened twice that these works of art have disappeared and re-appeared under a different name – there are probably some copy-fighters playing.
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Tagged Beautiful People, hinoi team, Japanese Tv, Night Of Fire, Works Of Art, Youtube
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